Alex: What do you mean there’s no girls basketball team?!
Coach: Well, there’s not a strong demand, maybe you should start a petition!
Alex: You know that’s not gonna work! Whatever, just let me join the men’s team.
Coach: But you’re a girl!
Alex: Just mark me down as trans or something. My name is Alex, that’s not gonna draw any attention anyway. Plus, I’m basically flat, and I have short blonde hair. Just let me join!
Coach: Trans you say? I’m not about to get cancelled! Welcome to the team!
Alex: No tryouts?
Coach: Nope! Let me get you your uniform!
[After school, Alex heads to basketball practice.]
Alex: Hey everyone!
Jamal: Sup.
Tyrone: Yo, how’d you make the team? You’re a bit short.
DeAndre: She must be hella good.
Alex: (Guess they know I’m a girl.) Yeah, I know. Four foot ten, eighty-five pounds, but I got that gremlin energy.
Coach: Ok, welcome to the Wild Beaver’s basketball team! This sport is about skill, endurance, and teamwork! You will do everything together. You will know each other inside and out. If you inhale, they exhale. That’s how close I want you. On the court, you will move like one single unit.
Alex: (Oh my god! I look so short and pale compared to everyone else!)
Coach: Alex! You’re up! Freethrow! Let’s go!
Alex: Oh!
[The coach passes her a ball and she nails it.]
Alex: It went in! Yes!
Coach: A good player is ready at any time. Let’s split up into teams. Shirts and skins. Shirt. Skin. Shirt. Skin…
Alex: (Shirt, skin, shirt, skin… Oh my god, I’m skin!)
Coach: Skin!
Alex: Ok?
[Alex undoes her shirt and tosses it on the floor and stands proudly like the rest of them, albeit a bit nervous. They act like they don’t care, but everyone gives a glance.]
Coach: Pick your leader on each team.
Jamal: That should be you, Alex. You made that free throw!
Tyrone: Yeah!
Coach: Ok! Team leaders come up to fight for the ball and start the game. Go!
[DeAndre steals the ball, but Alex has it before his second dribble, then she nails a lay up. The game continues.]
Tyrone: I’m open!
Alex: Here!
Lamar: Sike!
[Point for shirts.]
…
Tyrone: Nice game Alex! We could not have done it without you!
[The entire skins team smacks Alex on the ass while congratulating her.]
Jamal: Good game, Alex! You’re a little thief!
[Smack!]
Coach: Nice work everyone! Now it’s time to hit the showers! You gotta be comfortable with your team. No room for shyness. If you can’t handle it, we can’t have you on the team. You’d stink way too much, anyway.
Alex: (I have to get naked?! I- umm, ok?)
[The Wild Beaver’s find their locker and strip. Alex feels intimidated, but at least has a confident posture while hung black studs walk around her. She is last to enter the showers, and finds a spot in the middle.]
Tyrone: Hey, Alex!
[Smack!]
Alex: Hey Tyrone. You’re a crack shot!
[Smack!]
Tyrone: Hey, I do not smoke crack!
Alex: Hehe! What about this crack?
[She turns her ass at him.]
Tyrone: Oh shit! That’s a lot of crack!
Jamal: Ow wooo!
Tyrone: It’s the full moon! It’s the full moon! Awooo! Oh it’s so bright!
…
[The Wild Beavers are at their first basketball game. Alex is wearing her jersey like a dress because her shorts were too baggy and kept slowing her down. Panties made a horrible outline so they had to go too. Her jersey leaves a lot of space down the neck and armpit, forcing Alex’s nipples to flash nearly every time she moves. Still, she powers through. The game starts and Alex gets bullied relentlessly, but the ref calls foul, and Alex nails every free throw. Her jersey bounces with every toss, flashing her little ass. She scores point after point. The other team gets angry.]
Terrel: Damn tripping hazard! Take that bitch out!
Alex: (Oh hell no!)
[The next attempt at a body slam, Alex is ready and braces herself, letting his groin slam into her head. He falls over, writhing in pain, and Alex gets a free throw. The crowd has a mixed reaction, but her team is cheering.]
Tyrone: Ooh! Alex! You’re a beast!
Jamal: Did you see that?
[Wild Beavers: 103 Jungle Monkeys: 76]
Tyrone: Yo, Alex! That was awesome! You scored twenty-six points!
Coach: Excellent use of teamwork! And a high degree of skill by you Alex!
[Tyrone and Jamal carry her on their shoulders and parade her around, splitting her legs open for the crowd. Alex waves with confidence, then quickly remembers to cover herself. Their side cheers, and the other side even nods in approval. They line up for high fives, and the Jungle Monkeys aggressively slap Alex’s hand.]
Alex: Oww!
Jamal: Hey, what was that?!
Tyrone: Oh hell naw!
Jungle Monkey: What?!
[A brawl erupts, and Alex leaps up and grabs some ears, letting her body weight slam two of them to the ground. The rest were struggling to 1v1. She takes down a third with a kick to the groin, but a moment later, she is kicked across the floor. The Wild Beavers got blood after that.]
…
[The coach yells at them while they shower.]
Coach: You let your temper get the better of you. Don’t lose your cool! One more fight like that and we’re gonna be disqualified!
[The team looks sullen until the coach leaves.]
Tyrone: Yo Alex, that was sick!
Jamal: Badass, Alex!
Alex: Thanks for having my back out there, those guys were really mean!
DeAndre: Fo sho! I am bruised as fuck!
Alex: Me too! My guts, I swear! I need a full body massage! Inside and out! My guts need to be shoved back into place!
DeAndre: Oh shit, nigga! Do you need to go to the hospital?
Alex: Nah, I just feel like if I could press on my guts from the right angle, it would feel way better.
[Alex presses her belly in all directions, but nothing is working.]
Alex: Sorry guys, I have to try going in this way.
[She shoves her middle finger inside her pussy and buries it, trying to find her cervix.]
Alex: I need like, a broomhandle or something.
[Alex looks around but is surrounded by hung black men. Her eyes dart from cock to cock.]
Alex: Guys I may need you to do me a solid.
Tyrone: What? Oh hell naw.
Alex: Guys, come on!
Tyrone: Nah, you’re like, one of the team, you know! We all go out and fuck bitches together, you know what I’m sayin?
Jamal: Yeah, you’re like the alpha. It ain’t right!
Alex: Well, your alpha needs some help! My guts are all out of shape and I need something big and hard to ram my guts down back into place! Someone has to lend me their dick! Come on!
Tyrone: Aight! Chill! We’ll help you out! But we gotta warm you up first.
Alex: Ugh. Can we roll past the foreplay please?
Tyrone: I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Alex: I’m not about to light some candles n shit.
Tyrone: Ight. I’m just gonna shove it in then.
[The tip of his dick rests on top of her cervix.]
Alex: Ooh, Tyrone! I never knew you felt this way!
Tyrone: Shut up!
Alex: Hehehe!
[His dick submerges four inches and touches her cervix. Alex screams into her hands.]
Alex: I’m fine. Yes, that’s it, Tyrone. Just shove it good and deep! The deeper the better! Don’t care if I scream. I need you to go at it hard so I’m good for the next game!
[He shoves her cervix about three inches deeper.]
Alex: Yes! Get it nice and deep! Oh shoot, it’s time to go. You’re gonna have to carry me on the bus like this. I’ll cut a hole in my backpack for your dick, then I’ll hide inside. Just keep ramming my guts. I’m not some little girl, don’t be all gentile or anything. It might take several hours of raw hard pounding to fix my guts, it may even need to be a team effort! Thank you guys so much! I owe you!
[The next moment, Tyrone is sitting with a backpack on his lap, on a bumpy, three hour ride home. Alex sits inside impaled to the hilt, unable to move. The Coach is busy driving and lost in his podcast.]
Alex: God! He’s really fucking deep! I can barely breathe! He’s wedged so deep in my cunt! I’m so glad to have friends like this, I just wish they weren’t so big! Well, at least it’s getting the job done! I just hope they don’t cum inside of me! Shit! I forgot to tell them!
DeAndre: Aye, yo. Let me hold that backpack for a while!
Alex: So nice of them to want to help!
Tyrone: Relax, dawg. I got it!
Jamal: Let me help out!
Tyrone: Guys, it’s a long drive, and when it’s your turn, you don’t want to be rushed either.
Jamal: Ight, that’s fair.
Alex: I should pick Tyrone for second in command!
Tyrone: Damn, this is tight! I don’t want to let Alex down, but I can’t last much longer! I’m gonna hold it as long as I can, though. But I swear, I’m about to bust! This shit is tight! You know what, I can take my time during round two, I can’t last, shit’s making me nut! Agh!
Alex: What? Why is his dick twitching? Oh fuck. Oh fuck! My insides are melting! It’s so fucking hot! Shit! Shit! Shit! This is way more than I imagined! I can’t handle this! God! His sticky mess keeps pumping inside of me! I have no choice but to take it!
Tyrone: We gotta keep her plugged for as long as possible, that means we’re forced to cum inside!
Jamal: Makes sense to me! We fill her up enough, it might set her guts right, too!
[Jamal lines up and drops the backpack directly onto his dick.]
Alex: Fuck! That was a little too much. It is hitting the right spot though. Why do they have to cum inside of me? This is all my fault!
Jamal: Oh shit! This road is so damn bumpy!
Alex: I don’t remember it being this bumpy on the ride here!
[Jamal is pretending the road is bumpy while thrashing into Alex’s pussy. Picking up the backpack and using it like a toy while Alex holds in her screams. Then he unloads his thick creamy mess deep in her womb.]
Alex: Oh fuck! Not again! Please don’t cum inside me! Stop! Stop cumming! Oh god, it’s so much! Please, don’t get me pregnant! This is too much! Why haven’t you stopped cumming yet?
Jamal: Damn! She said not to hold back!
DeAndre: Pass that shit on over. She knows black men don’t pull out, right? It’s racist. They’re trying to control our population!
Alex: Oh shit! I don’t want to be racist!
DeAndre: Condoms, the pill, it’s all racist!
Tyrone: Not this shit again!
Alex: That means I can’t take plan b! Fuck! I have to risk it, even if they all cum inside of me!
[DeAndre’s cock slides in.]
Alex: Oh fuck! Shit, it’s huge! It’s like a fucking firehydrant! God! Why does he have to be so rough?! Oww! Fuck! He is not holding back! Feels a little good though. I just hope he doesn’- Oh fuck! He’s cumming! Not again! Oh fuck, a third cock is pumping sperm directly into my fertile hyperovulating little womb! This is bad!
Lamar: Yo, let me see that backpack!
DeAndre: Not now, nigga! Hold on!
Alex: Shit! Not again! I’m taking his sticky fertile hot spunk deep into my guts! I’m being inseminated by a mystery black cock! Hey, why’d they stop?
[Lamar goes to town on the backpack, treating Alex like a used toy, forgetting there’s a person inside.]
Alex: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Who is this? It’s punching my stomach, it’s so fucking deep! He’s definitely past the half way point. It’s touching my lungs!
Lamar: Shit! My girl is always telling me to stop, go slow, and shit, but I ain’t heard nothin’! It’s nice to just go at it!
Alex: No shit your girl wants you to stop, you’re probably killing her!
Lamar: This doesn’t count as cheating, right?
Tyrone: I wouldn’t call it sex, more like a deep organ realignment.
Lamar: Well, forgive me for enjoying it. Fuck!
Alex: I’m glad someone is having fun!
Lamar: My girl always makes me pull out. I never get to cum inside! Even with a condom! They always broke anyway.
Alex: Oh shit. Not again!
Lamar: I’m gonna remember this!
Alex: Oh shit! Oh shi- I can’t brea- It’s so mu- He’s cumming so- Oh my god! It’s stretching my womb! It’s so much cum!
Lamar: Shit! It’s tight as fuck! Oh, and I’m putting it all the way up in there. Not even Samantha takes it to the hilt! Fuck! She’s taking my full fucking cock and my full fuckin’ load! I love not holding back! Damn, this feels good!
Alex: Shit, this hurts! I can’t believe how much sperm you’re pumping into my belly! It almost feels good, but it’s just so intense! But this is what I must endure so my guts are fixed. This is so risky!
[Alex’s voice continues to be muffled by the backpack and the loud bumpy road.]
Lamar: Let me cuddle with the backpack for a bit.
Tyrone: We got plenty of time, man.
Darnell: Yo, let me get some of that backpack.
Lamar: Nigga, don’t say it like that.
Darnell: May I see the backpack, please. Your majesty.
Lamar: Shit, nigga. Don’t say it like that either.
Darnell: Well shit, nigga! What do you want me to say?
Lamar: Just put your tongue back in your mouth when you say it.
Darnell: Oh my tongue is gonna stay out until I’m done!
Lamar: Man, you are ruining my cuddle session, just take the backpack!
Darnell: Damn, finally.
Alex: God, I hope he’s not insanely huge too! Oh fuck!
[Pwoich!]
Alex: Where is his cum gonna go?! My womb is stuffed!
Darnell: Oh my god, this road is so bumpy!
[Meanwhile, Darnell is slamming his meat inside Alex’s frail, little, bloated body.]
Darnell: Shit, this backpack is tight! Damn it feels good!
Alex: I’m reduced to being a backpack. I’m backpack girl. They’re gonna leave me on the bus. and I’m gonna get passed around by total strangers. There’s no way to open the backpack from the inside either! I’m gonna be a traveling sex toy!
[Darnell slams his hips into her while in his seat, letting the backpack bounce on his lap.]
Darnell: I don’t know how all that fits in there! Feels damn good though!
Alex: You bastard! It hurts so fucking much! Oh shit, I’m cumming!
Darnell: I hope she’s good in there!
Alex: Go to hell! Fuck, I’m cumming so hard!
[Alex grits her teeth and strangles his cock as she creams on it.]
Alex: Oh fuck, this feels so fucking good! God damn it! You make it so hard to be mad!
Darnell: Oh shit! She likes it alright! She is creaming on my dick! Damn! Guess I better sprint to the finish line!
Alex: Not so fast! Slow down! This is really intense! Oh fuck! He shoved the tip down into my cervix! Oh shit! Fuuuuck! I’m taking another full on unprotected load from another monster black dick! There’s no way I don’t get pregnant! This is all my fault, too!! Fuck, it feels good!
Marquis: Ey, yo.
Darnell: Not yet, nigga! Chill.
[Darnell’s cock twitches for another minute before he hands her off.]
Marquis: I ain’t never had female pussy before, I gotta try this.
Darnell: What the fuck.
Jamal: Yo, whatchu mean by that?
Marquis: You know, like you got couch pussy, glove pussy, sponge pussy.
Tyrone: Nigga, you said you got laid all the time!
Marquis: I do get laid all the time. To household appliances.
Tyrone: Well shit, nigga! Here’s a fucking backpack for ya!
Marquis: I wonder what category I put this under.
Jamal: Jesus fucking christ.
Alex: Good, if they keep arguing, maybe they’ll forget about me.
[Pwoich!]
Alex: Oof! Nope! Why are they all so fucking huge?! My belly is all blown up with cum. He’s gotta be sixteen inches long! I’m four foot ten! My torso is twenty-two inches. I know because I got measured for my uniform. His dick is up inside my fucking rib cage! There’s no more room in this backpack for his load! He’s just giving it to me hard! Fuuuuuck! He’s cumming! Oh shit! There’s no room! My belly! Oh shit! How am I even gonna get out of this backpack?
Marquis: Ahh! Shit! I didn’t know it’s like that! This is way better than Pringles pussy! Backpack pussy is the shit!
Alex: Do you even know what hell you’re unleashing inside this backpack right now?! I am about to explode! I ovulate like a dump truck, too. What chance do I have?! God, he keeps cumming!
[Marquis ejaculates for a full minute. Alex is lost counting the throbs.]
Terrel: I exist.
Alex: Christ, another one.
Marquis: Ah, shit! Woo! What brand is that backpack? Ight, nigga! Here you go.
Jamal: Nigga, you are high as hell.
Marquis: Nahhhh.
Terrel: Eyy. Let’s try out this backpack.
Alex: Oof! Who the hell is entering me now? This is so ridiculous! I’m already finished! I’m done! Fuck! They just keep going!
Terrel: I hope we’re making Alex happy!
Tyrone: I don’t hear her complaining!
Alex: Because my lungs are compressed! Oh, why did I put myself in this situation?
[Terrel’s monster cock slides to the hilt.]
Terrel: Damn, it just disappears!
Alex: You don’t care what’s going on in here, do you?! Bro’s are just lettin’ off while my eggs are getting bullied! Their fat dicks are driving me insane, it’s gonna make me cum again! Oh my god! It’s making me feel so good! I don’t want to feel good, I want to feel angry!
[Terrel edges slowly to a massive orgasm.]
Alex: The pleasure is so intense, I’m being forced to cum!
[Alex strangles Terrel’s cock with a crushing orgasm. Her juices flow down his dick, and when a drop tickles his balls, his cock explodes.]
Alex: Oh fuck! I’m just milking them into me! My pussy is literally drinking his cum! A mystery black cock! I don’t even know! I have no way of knowing who the fathers are going to be if I get pregnant. When I get pregnant. Oh fuck! I hope I can still play basketball!
[Terrel is having a long and powerful orgasm, adding sperm deep inside her fertile and bloated womb. It ripples through the ocean like a jet stream.]
Alex: Holy fucking shit! What am I gonna do?! I can’t even get an abortion in this state, and crossing state lines is illegal! I’m gonna have a huge problem in nine months! Noooooooooo!!!
[Alex gets impregnated on the spot. One egg, out of guess how many, has fallen.]
Alex: Oh shit, what was that?! Don’t tell me! Already?! Oh shit! I feel sick! Feels so good, too though. I can’t believe I consented to this!
Keenan: Pass that shit to me when you’re done. I need to do Alex a solid.
Alex: Yeah, your solid fat dick!
[Plunged on another dick.]
Alex: Oh my god! I’m just a fucking meat toy in here! He’s just slamming his cock into me! I’m just a little black breeding box. Insert dick, receive baby! What if they never let me out? I could survive if they made a couple more holes, but-
[Alex is interrupted by another ejaculating dick.]
Alex: Oh fuck, I’m gonna get pregnant. AGAIN. What am I gonna do? How am I gonna raise them? Where am I gonna get the money? I’m gonna have to mow a lot of lawns! Oh no!
Malik: Yo, let me hit it!
Alex: Ugh, how can I get anymore stuffed?! Oww!
[Malik rams her cervix over and over.]
Malik: Damn, Alex! I hope you’re having fun in there, because it’s a party!
Alex: I guess it feels a little good. I just wish I wasn’t hardcore ovulating right now!
[Alex gets impregnated again. The sensation makes her spine stiffen.]
Alex: God, every conception sends me into orgasm!
[She creams on Malik’s cock and strangles it so tightly, he can’t thrust. Her pussy does the work for him.]
Malik: Ah, shit! I’m cumming! It’s just squeezing it right out of me! Fuck! Yo, this backpack is magic! Whatever goes in just disappears!
Devon: Yo, that’s crazy! Let me try!
Malik: Yeah, nigga! The capacity is amazing! I can’t believe it’s able to do all that!
[Pwoich!]
Devon: Oh shit! Damn she’s tight! Oh, to the hilt! I’m gonna tear this backpack up!
[His thrusts are relentless. Alex feels embarrassed for having another orgasm.]
Devon: Damn, Alex! I don’t know how you do it! You just fucking take it! You just let us go all out! What a champ! I’m gonna fix your guts up good! I bet a black baby will set your organs straight! Agh!
Alex: Shit! His hot load is pumping inside of me! I’m being bred nonstop!
[Another sperm finds an egg and slips inside. Devon gives Alex a few final throbs.]
Demitrius: Man, you can cuddle during round two. Pass that shit here!
Alex: Oh my god, whose baby am I gonna have this time?
Rashad: Yo man, I’ve been waitin!
Antwan: Let’s alternate, one thrust at a time. First cum first serve.
Jerome: Sounds good.
[The four of them take turns thrusting into Alex.]
Rashad: Yo, lets do this faster, I need to feel more pussy!
Antwan: We might end up doing two at a time.
Alex: Wait! Wait, guys. Wait!
Jerome: Dude, I want to just bury it in her!
Demitrius: Let’s see if she can take two then.
[Jerome and Demitrius thrust closer in tandem, slowly widening her out.]
Jerome: Yo, shit this is tight!
Demitrius: She said not to treat her like a little girl.
Antwan: Let’s try three dicks then.
[Three dicks fight for her pussy, and start to overlap. Alex screams in pain and pleasure.]
Alex: Ayyyeeee!! Shit! What the fuck are they doing?! God, my pussy won’t quit! I’m cumming nonstop!
Rashad: Nigga, let’s do four!
Alex: What the fuck?! I can’t! Oh god, I really asked for it, didn’t I?
[Pwoich!]
Demitrius: I’m gonna bust open that cervix and bury it deep inside!
Jerome: Ooh, I know that shit’s tight! We gotta get in.
Rashad: That left fallopian tube has my name on it.
Antwan: I call the right one.
Demitrius: Damn, I’m going straight in her womb.
Jerome: Me too.
[The four of them slowly work open her cervix with their relentless pounding.]
Jerome: Yeah, get that shit open. I’m gonna nail those guts point blank!
Alex: Ugh! I can’t breathe! It hurts so much, but it’s nailing that spot! This really might fix me. I need to hold out! It sucks, but I need them to cum inside of me.
Demitrius: Knock that door down, and let us in!
Alex: Holy fuck, I keep cumming! God, yes! Right there!
Demitrius: Yeah! I got it in!
[They take turns through her cervix, then they start to fight for it.]
Antwan: Bust that shit open!
Jerome: Let’s go!
Alex: Yes!! Right there!
[Four dicks plunge through Alex’s cervix at once. Their cocks slam into her deepest parts and claims to her body are impossible to enforce. Their dicks ravage her wildly.]
Demitrius: Oh fuck, shit’s so tight! I’m cumming!
Jerome: Let’s do it, then!
Antwan: Ah, shit!
Rashad: I can’t hold it!
Alex: Oh fuck! My pussy is milking four dicks at once! They’re filling me up so much! The backpack is being stretched out! It’s all going inside of me! God it hurts! It’s so much cum! I’m getting knocked up this instant!
[Pop!]
Alex: Fuuuuuck! It’s too much pleasure! My head is spinning! It feels like a fire hydrant going off! Damn, I’m cumming so hard!
Rashad: Oh, she is hardcore to do all this without birth control!
Jerome: Damn, I hope she’ll be ok raising all these kids by herself!
Antwan: Don’t insult her by holding back!
Demitrius: I can’t pull out anyway! I’m cumming so fucking hard!
[Alex nearly faints as she is impregnated over and over. Every conception feels like a bolt of pleasure.]
Alex: Stop getting pregnant! Stop! It’s too many!
[Pop!]
[Sperm after sperm disappears into her remaining eggs, then their cocks jostle out more from her ovaries. Alex’s eyes roll in the back of her head and her tongue falls out of her mouth.]
Alex: Pregnant! Pregnant! Pregnant! I love and I hate this so much!
[The four guys finish, and look at each other with post nut clarity.]
Antwan: It’s kinda hard to cuddle like this.
Jerome: Yeah, this backpack feels kinda heavy.
Tyrone: Yo, let me another round in. We still got two and a half hours. Pass it here.
[The Wild Beavers pound Alex for the entire trip, unloading everything inside her womb. Finally, Tyrone carries her to the parking lot and lets her out. Alex struggles to stand with gallons of fresh spunk swirling inside of her, and finds her jersey.]
Jamal: Yo, Alex! You good?
Alex: Fuuuuck! That was nuts! It felt amazing and you all did an amazing job, but I’m gonna have a little problem in nine months!
Tyrone: Yeah, I’m surprised you wanted us to do it raw, but you’re the captain!
Tyrone: Oh, a little baby, that’s no big deal.
Jamal: Yeah, a bunch of women are single moms nowadays.
Alex: Oh, heh, I guess I’m over reacting.
DeAndre: Yeah, yeah! You know what, you got some NBA stars in your belly!
Alex: Yeah! You’re right!
DeAndre: They’re gonna grow up and take care of their mama! In fact, let me have one!
Alex: What? Wait. No! They’re mine! I’m gonna raise them all on my own! I don’t want any help or child support or nothin’! Then when they get all rich, they’re only gonna have me to spend their money on! Ha!
Tyrone: Damn! Ight then. You’re the captain!
Alex: Aww, I don’t want to be rude, maybe I can make it up to you guys?
DeAndre: Well, I have some swelling around the groin area.
Tyrone: Yeah, and I have a -a buildup of fluid, that I’d like help to expunge.
Jerome: I get uh, dry skin, especially in areas with spongy tissue, it needs to be kept warm and moist.
Alex: You guys need help lettin’ off? It’s only fair. I’m here whenever you need me, no need to ask for permission. I’m free access! Meet me in detention, knock on my window at night, or even kidnap me in broad daylight! I owe it to you guys! But you can only do this for nine months, then I’m gonna need you to breed me again. Every baby is another million dollars! I’m gonna take fertility drugs next time! This is so exciting!
[Alex gives birth to a dozen babies all from different fathers, then aggressively impregnates herself again and again. Every time, at least with a dozen babies. She makes a fortune selling most of them, but the original twelve, she keeps and trains to become basketball legends.]