As a senior I posted this resume before and had many replies which resulted in a sexy times for all and harmless fun in the mix.
I posted this on a job seeking website that had resumes – Older Man Looking for Casual Work –
- I need to make extra cash and can do whatever you like for it. Married, experienced & versatile. – Office work, home office, basement office, light warehouse work, retail store, & back store room, computer literate, able to install & run anti-virus apps. Have my own car to get to you. I can help you out whenever the pressures are getting to you. I am able to catch on quick, just tell me what you would like and I will please you. It can’t be too hard for me. I am heathy, fit and willing, look normal, don’t drink or smoke & am discrete and don’t talk about your business. I prefer evenings. Another body around can alleviate your stress. I can work well with others too. Give me a chance and I know you will like what I can do! Can’t be bad to have a Daddy guy around for odd jobs, could it? Just drop me a note. Easy, right? Thanks – XXX@yyy.com –
So that was my resume and did it ever get responses! Guys who replied saw the under message and catiously talked around before meeting me, thinking it wasn’t real. Some asked me outright if they were reading the right message, and asked what I was into. I said all of it with a smile! Others were intrigued with the idea of sexy fun at their work place! But I had to make the point that I needed to do proper work and get paid in cash. So after a few emails or texts, and after seeing me in person, and that I looked comfortable and non threatening. I had several part time casual jobs in my area. Usually in evenings when guys work alone but afternoons too.
I needed to make 40 $ but it was always by doing real work to earn it. Arranging and cleaning shelves, adding computer data, sweeping the warehouse floor. The bonus was sucking off the boss or letting him suck me after being there a while! And business owners can put my pay down as a casual labor handy man on their books, sweeping up, fixing, gardening etc. A retail store guy told me that’s how he does it. To some it is only petty cash! But most guys lost interest after a while in my working and only wanted to play.
I was 65 then and looked 50. I ended up with about 6 regular casual jobs for cash only and thought the potential was endless. You could text or email me and set a time and I’d be there. One job was just adding data into his computer or running virus scans. That came to include my boss fondling me the whole time at the warehouse and I started wearing shorts to work. Only if appropriate though. Proper dress otherwise. I am extremely sensitive when touched in the right places and he loved that I melted when he did.
Guys were hesitant at first but many told me they whack off every day at their desk! And after experiencing me, wanted their buddies to know what they had going! One guy told me he said it was a woman who sucked him regular. When his friend said he wanted in on that, he admitted the cocksucker was an older man, me. His buddy still wanted in. My idea was how hard is it to sit there at your desk and get a blow job with a lovely orgasm?
Another warehouse manager hired me and was really into fucking and if I moaned just a little so others wouldn’t hear, or might hear, I learned, he loved it even more! I would carry a few boxes around and sweep up and then he wanted sex. I thought we got caught one time when I was on my knees sucking his crazy hard cock but he didn’t make me stop, only grinned as the other guy came in and said I was so sexy he had to share me. So it became two cocks, double money. Nice huh? My only requirement was that you be squeaky clean.
A similar thing happened on one office job, the kinky guy wanted me to get under his desk and keep sucking when someone came in. Of course I knew what he was doing because after a while he would edge his chair out a bit so someone he was talking to could see me under there. That was exciting for me too. He usually came his load when doing that. He had an office girl who saw me under there sucking him and I told the boss I could be under her desk too if he liked. But it never happened. I thought of adding it to my resume but thought it might put guys off so didn’t. There must be plenty of women who wouldn’t mind a soft fluttering tongue in the afternoons.
Sometimes I would get a note from a stranger who said he wanted to hire me about once a week, I was recommended by his friend. I still see that guy sometimes. And he was in an office bullding and sent me up to a buddy on the 14th floor. When I got there, the executive type simply locked the door, gave me 60 bucks, took out his cock and sat in his office chair! It was a nice one too. Some cocks are beautiful. You would find it hard to believe so many straight men welcome the attentions. All in good fun. He told me I was perfect because I was there, doing my good deed and then gone, no entanglements that one would have with a woman. Sweet and simple.
I found that most older guys I was pleasing were not gay at all, were strong, masculine normal types who did not tinkle when they walked. Ha ha. They liked that I looked and acted straight. They just liked getting sucked off or fucking me before going home to wifey. I still have good wood and sometimes if a guy wanted me to fuck him I did. It was all good. Some were wealthy men who needed discretion and others were just trying for a little more sex. Orgasms rule their world. And mine too. Orgasms are healthy for you!
There was a guy in a small post office who loved that I went under his counter and sucked his cock while he was waiting on customers. Once he came so hard, cried out aloud and had to pretend he had a pain, and the lady asked if he was okay! He was way more than okay!
Many older men worried that I would reject them because they couldn’t get their cocks hard. But there is no guy anywhere who can resist a mouth moving gently over his cock, my tongue riding along the underside, amazing how it swells on its own. I cannot remember how many times I heard the guy exclaim, ‘Oh jeeze’ when I started. I always take the right position too, facing the cock so my tongue is underneath. Cocks love me. I always consider it an expression of pleasure between me and their cocks and guys have no control once when it is in my mouth.
So my resume worked well but I had to move and lost contact with some really nice guys who were generou$ too. I am 10 years older now and want to place an advert again because I hear that so many guys, even young ones love Daddy cock. I am in pretty good shape and look like Uncle Joe! Haha. I think I am helping frustrated men get through their day too and the only thing that explodes is their cock in my mouth. It’s all good win win, right? Especially that they never knew where I lived and I only knew where they worked. We all accept the discretion.
I hope to be able to post an advert again somewhere. Kijiji is out of business, Craigslist dumps them right away if they think it is about sex. But so what? Some will see it while others scroll on. It is still a good thing to read an advert for servicing men who get it and cannot believe it could be like what they imagine and they start right away figuring out how to get me into their work-day. One guy said he read my post, jacked off for a week until he finally replied.No regrets!
I hope others do this too, make up a resume advertisement if you can. Get a new secret email address. But be careful you are not too explicit, just enough to get an inquiring email. Make a little extra cash, have a little fun and relieve big tensions!
There is no bad side, because the men who respond are serious and appreciative to the prospect of a respite to keep their sanity. It is like being a therapist and helping to stave off a heart attack for a decent hard working guy. I bet some wives would thank me too. So I hope to make contact with a few new sexy guys who are tired of whacking off in the Mens room, and it is better then the gym, all it takes is contact. So if you see an advert like mine, respond, at the very least, wish him good luck! –
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