| 2014-10-11 17:07:30 |
Filling a celebrity full of horse cum with the help of my teen friend Patricia
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Yeah, my balls are so big they've got them in a museum here. Whenever I get them back, I'll have to keep them in their own trailer, so it's hard to get around with them. Eventually, they're supposed to make a monument to them, made of granite or something. I don't know. You should see my ovaries, too! |
| 2014-10-20 05:52:45 |
My friend Caroline turned out to be a horse cock sucker and I fucked her pussy with a bottle
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Sweet, I'm glad. |
| 2014-10-11 23:12:07 |
Filling a celebrity full of horse cum with the help of my teen friend Patricia
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Yeah, let me introduce you to my very own garden troll, who thinks he knows me well enough to make any kind of assumption about my life or my stories. Say hi, little troll. |
| 2014-10-11 23:13:21 |
Meeting my cousin-in-law's niece and making good use of her asshole
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Not bad, just pointless. |
| 2014-10-14 18:19:59 |
Reading porn at the library with the librarian between my legs
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Sorry, I don't do virgins. They're crap in bed. |