| 2015-06-11 16:59:26 | Pissing on the Zombie Bitches knows just how to get a sperm sample_(1) | @R: I've got something in the back of my head already, but I don't picture Becky as the jealous type. Maybe she is, I dunno. I'll have to see where it goes. | 
			
			| 2015-06-11 17:00:19 | Fucking a celebrity with my boyfriend at the bordello | Good to you. | 
			
			| 2015-06-11 17:02:14 | Reading porn at the library with the librarian between my legs | Come for the porn, stay for the puns. | 
			
			| 2015-06-14 06:20:00 | Pissing on the Zombie Bitches and finding my black cunt Becky | You've commented on the wrong story. Again. | 
			
			| 2015-08-01 03:28:23 | My english teacher was the first one to teach me how to fuck like a real woman | Well, I'm glad I could please you. |